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Nancy & David Beckwith Present ‘A Calculated Conspiracy’ at the Vero Beach Book Center

Posted on 01 February 2012 by VBnewswire

Meet Local Authors Nancy & David Beckwith presenting & autographing A Calculated Conspiracy Wednesday, February 8th at 7pm

Resourceful amateur sleuths Will and Betsy Black are back for another challenging adventure. A Calculated Conspiracy takes the intrepid couple to the Florida Keys where they once again inadvertently become embroiled with a venture involving members of a Colombian cartel.

Betsy is named as area president for WB Bank in Key West. Shortly thereafter bumbling lender Carson Crown introduces the bank to Club Tropic, the fastest growing real estate investment company in the Keys. Through common sense and their financial expertise, Will and Betsy quickly realize there is much more to Club Tropic than appears on the surface. Club Tropic is rehabbing commercial properties and offering deals to potential investors that appear too good to be true. Unsophisticated and unwary investors both in and out of the Keys are flocking to take advantage of a once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity.

Will and Betsy find themselves involved head-over-heels in anon-stop escapade when Club Tropic employees and investors begin to turn up dead. New characters and old shape this thriller as Will and Betsy find themselves in harm’s way – but who exactly is out to get them? They soon find out that they are not only dealing with Club Tropic’s scheming management, but vindictive New Jersey hoods and even some familiar faces from a South American connection.

Will and Betsy validate the phrase caveat emptor in this exciting and often humorous journey through the Florida Keys that leads to an unexpected conclusion.

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Join Harry J. Getzov at The Vero Beach Book Center on Jan. 26th

Posted on 08 January 2012 by VBnewswire

To all of my Vero Beach (and surrounding area) friends . . .

I will be speaking about my new book, “gOld” at The Vero Beach Book Center on Thursday, January 26 at 5:00 PM. If you’re around that evening, I would certainly love for you to join us. You can click on the following link to get the information which is posted on the Book Center’s website:

HARRY J. GETZOV presents “gOld: The Extraordinary Side of Aging Revealed Through Inspiring Conversations”

What if growing old didn’t have to mean being obsolete or over the hill? What if, instead, it meant being classic, venerable and wise? What if it meant writing the novel you’ve always wanted to write, orpainting, or singing, or teaching, or traveling to a place you’ve always dreamed of?

In “gOld,” Harry J. Getzov introduces us to many of the extraordinary senior citizens he has interviewed from all walks of life as part of the Eldercation project he created to promote the concept of positive aging. Kitchens, living rooms, dens, front porches and offices—these are just some of the settings in which Getzov has visited with hundreds of older individuals—over 1,600 to date. These special visits provide these people with an opportunity to talk freely about lessons learned and wisdom gained, and share their feelings about aging—demonstrating that life after 65 can, indeed, be passionate and beautiful.

Mark your calendars and please join me on the 26th.

Warm regards,
Harry
www.eldercation.com

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Steve Dorrance and TCCH Presents Author and National Speaker Harry Getzov

Posted on 14 November 2011 by Judyth Piazza

Steve Dorrance Speaks with Judyth Piazza about Treasure Coast Community Health Foundation on The American Perspective Radio Program – Click to listen

“The way a nation treats its sick and aging is a direct reflection on the character of the nation as a whole. Harry Getzov and Treasure Coast Community Health Foundation have created a 21st century model that strives toward eldercation and available healthcare. I am proud to be part of these important changes.” Judyth Piazza

Steve Dorrance

Harry Getzov, author, national speaker, and upcoming guest on The View and The Doctors will be speaking in Vero Beach at The Quail Valley River Club on December 5 for the benefit of Treasure Coast Community Health. Harry most recently wrote gOLD, a book of fascinating stories from inspired conversations with Hugh Downs, Maya Angelou (one of the great voices of contemporary literature), Jerry Vale, former major league baseball player William Moose Skowron and nearly 1,600 others. “He is thoughtful, caring and amusing, all at the same time! His uplifting and insightful view of the cycles of our lives is prescient for all, including the boomers who are on deck next, and those who are enjoying the golden years.”

Harry Getzov

Mr. Getzov`s Background

Mr. Getzov is an accomplished attorney, educated at Emory University School of Law. Mr. Getzov obtained a bachelor`s degree from Boston University`s College of Liberal Arts and studied at the Brookdale Center on Aging of Hunter College. As a prolific writer, his articles have appeared in the New York Daily News, Newsday, The Dallas Morning News, The Kansas City Star and amNew York, and he has been a guest on radio in the communities he has visited throughout the country. He spent many years in New York City and Hollywood as an entertainment lawyer. He has an insider`s perspective on an industry most will never experience.

To Benefit Treasure Coast Community Health

Mr. Getzov has generously agreed to make this presentation for the benefit of the Treasure Coast Community Health Foundation (TCCHF). Treasure Coast Community Health provides a wide range of medical, dental and behavioral healthcare services, and is a healthcare home to 20,000 Indian River County residents. We accept Medicare and Medicaid patients, populations of importance to Harry.

Event Details

While overlooking the Indian River from the main dining room, attendees will be served an exceptional lunch starting at 11:45 a.m. by a dedicated staff, and receive a complimentary copy of Mr. Getzov`s book. Please call 772-571-1983 to make a reservation for the December 5th luncheon or request additional information. The TCCH Foundation will benefit from your $50 per person, tax deductible contribution.

Generously sponsored by the Brackett Family Foundation

Judyth Piazza chats with Harry J. Getzov, Author of gOLD, The Extraordinary Side of Aging Revealed Through Inspiring Conversations …

Judyth Piazza interviews Steve Dorrance, Executive Director of Treasure Coast Community Health Foundation…

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Fantastic New Work of Fiction Delves Into the Ultimate “Bad Guy”

Posted on 23 September 2011 by tomski

Fantastic New Work of Fiction Delves Into the Ultimate “Bad Guy”

Tallent & Lowery: 13 Present: The OTHER Loch Ness Monster… Aleister Crowley

It has been a long time since the name Aleister Crowley has been brought up in the fiction world, but once a person reads even a ‘snippet’ of who and what Aleister Crowley was, they will head directly to Google, or their local library, to try and find out exactly what he was doing down on earth in the first place.

Crowley has been called a genius by some and a monster by others; and Leah Tallent, the fictional Head Research Librarian of the New York Public Library, who is the ultimate star of the widely acclaimed book – 13 – finds herself following a mystery.  The mystery is unbelievably written by author, Amy Lignor, and immediately grabs readers and brings them into a ‘puzzle’ left behind by a group of men in 1902 – a group of men led by Andrew Carnegie.

Aleister Crowley is a big part of the puzzle as Tallent & Lowery – 13 leads readers from one amazing location to another, as Leah Tallent and Gareth Lowery hunt down artifacts that – when brought together – can literally change the world.  Aleister Crowley was the man who was in charge of hiding half of the twelve mysterious keys that Tallent & Lowery are searching for.  In fact, Crowley represented the ultimate ‘evil’ in the world, and was thus given the job to bury objects that could never again see the light of day.

Leah Tallent, in the first of seven Tallent & Lowery adventures, knows all about this man who was once referred to as “The Great Beast.”  She also knows that, at the beginning of his ‘reign’ he was very much revered by many.  Aleister Crowley was an influential Englishman who became an occultist, astrologer, mystic, and ceremonial magician.  He was responsible for founding his very own religious philosophy called, Thelema, and was also very into the rules of chess and the world of poetry, losing himself in the words of…Poe.  (Two other puzzle pieces that make this book impossible to put down!)

Crowley was born into pure and utter wealth, and was initiated into the Golden Dawn (a Masonic Order) in 1898 by the group’s leader.  The strange ceremony took place at Mark Masons Hall in London, where Crowley accepted his ‘Masonic’ motto and magical name of Fater Perdurabo, which meant, “I shall endure to the end.”  And that is exactly what some people believe Crowley has done.  Crowley developed many personal feuds with some of the Golden Dawn’s members, especially the poet, Yeats (who is also placed into this remarkable book as a piece of the ultimate puzzle).  Yeats had been one of the rebels, because Yeats had not been particularly favorable towards one of Crowley’s poems.

But because of his background in the Order, and Crowley seeing himself as a prophet, he was said to have been contacted by his Holy Guardian Angel, while in Egypt in 1904 – RIGHT after he had returned from his mission for Andrew Carnegie.

As time went on, Crowley became known as a hideous spirit.  Some even believed that he could be next in line for Lucifer’s job, because of the odd things that seemed to happen all around him.  But, as all crazy men do, Crowley was able to draw thousands of followers to his side and embark on a mystery that is still unknown today.

As readers race through the first Tallent & Lowery adventure – 13 - they stay by Leah’s side as a mystery unravels that is beyond heart-stopping.  Readers can barely take a breath when Leah Tallent finds herself on the shores of Loch Ness, because the fabled ‘monster’ that supposedly swims in the Loch is not the fearsome entity Leah’s worried about going up against.  In fact, even when the readers get a “look” at Leah’s destination – Boleskine House, an estate once owned by the Beast, himself – readers know that they’re about to be enveloped n yet another fantastic scene.

You see, Boleskine was renowned at the start of the 20th century as being “a centre of black magic, evil and sorcery” because the building was owned by none other than Aleister Crowley.  Once known as the “Beast of Boleskine,” Crowley walked the floors of the strange and eerie house while attempting to coax out the forces of evil.  As Leah Tallent soon finds out, it may not have been that difficult for Crowley to do so, seeing as that a “key” that Tallent & Lowery didn’t even know existed resides on that estate – a key that will change the whole course of the thrilling adventure.

The best part?  All of these locales and back-stories are absolutely true.  All around the estate, horrific things have happened over the years when Crowley was owner.  From deaths, to disappearances, to a church on the property being burned down with the whole congregation trapped inside – magic rituals were said to have taken place there that supposedly invoked the four princes of evil.

It was Crowley, himself, who first wrote about the strange and eerie homestead:

“The demons and evil forces had congregated round me so thickly that they were shutting off the light. It was a comforting situation. There could be no more doubt of the efficiency of the operation.”  This was one of Crowley’s magical experiments done at the estate.  Do What Thou Wilt was a motto of Crowley’s – he believed in free will and not the laws of man or God – and the mysteries he left behind (many of them documented) still engage the interest of historians, archaeologists, and readers on every level.

Now, Leah Tallent knows (this librarian is so cool, she knows everything), that Aleister Crowley had spoken a great deal about his infamous house, including giving out the information that, “…this ends in a “lodge” where the spirits may congregate.  And, sure enough, as Leah Tallent and Gareth Lowery walk this frightening property, they see the Gate Lodge - a separate building that Crowley had used that holds the power they need.

People, you may ask yourself how on earth the author was able to fit together locales like Whitechapel, the haunted Winchester Mansion in San Jose, California, Boleskine House, and the site of the Last Supper.  But Tallent & Lowery is such a fantastic read, that it seems as if the author simply knew from the beginning that this “puzzle” actually existed.

Tallent & Lowery – 13 is the first in a seven-book series that will take readers from the shores of Loch Ness to the Palace at Knossos, to Cleopatra’s Mines, and to some of the most amazing (and sometimes, little known) places across the globe, as these two fantastically intriguing characters solve mysteries, uncover treasures, and find themselves drawn to each other with a power and passion that neither has ever experienced before.

Tallent & Lowery – 13 has only been on the market two days and has already gotten “5-star” reviews across the board.  Readers are already begging for Book II – titled, The Sapphire Storm, where Tallent & Lowery will find themselves locked in a brand new puzzle that includes the “real” Shakespeare, the buildings in Petra, and the discovery of a long-lost sibling.

Get on board with Tallent & Lowery right now and you will not be disappointed.  It is about time there came a “DaVinci Code” that appeals to absolutely everyone!  And boot up you computers, because you will be Google-‘ing’ all night long to find out even more information about the locales and people that cross this amazing librarian’s path.

The ‘Ultimate Bad Guy’ has re-surfaced in this exciting new series, and the time to uncover the true secret of Loch Ness is finally here!

Tallent & Lowery: 13 is available on Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Tallent-Lowery-13-ebook/dp/B005LC11Q4/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1315319220&sr=1-1

Or, at BookBuzzr/fReado:

http://www.freado.com/users/books/29733/amy-lignor

For More Information on Amy Lignor, or to read articles/reviews by the author, go to:

www.thewritecompanion.com

www.thefeatheredquill.com

www.HumorOutcasts.com

www.facebook.com/alignor

twitter.com/HelloWritersAmy

www.bookpleasures.com

https://www.shewrites.com/profile/AmyLignor?xg_source=activity

http://rubyforwomen.com/ruby-blogger-of-the-weekamy-lignor-of-the-write-companion

rubyforwomen.ning.com/profile/AmyLignor

www.preciousgemspublishing.com

…and many more!

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Stuart Woods presents Son of Stone @ Vero Beach Book Center

Posted on 15 September 2011 by VBnewswire

Meet Author; Stuart Woods

presenting & autographing Son of Stone

Thursday, September 22nd at 7pm

Hardcover, $26.95 Published by Penguin Group (USA)

After an eventful trip to Bel-Air and a reunion with his sophisticated (and very wealthy) former love, Arrington Calder, Stone Barrington is back in New York, and he’s looking to stay closer to home and cash in on his partnership at Woodman & Weld.

But Arrington has other plans for Stone…including introducing him to the child he fathered many years ago.

Biography

Stuart Woods was born in 1938 in Manchester, Georgia. After graduating from college and enlisting in the Air National Guard, he moved to New York, where he worked in advertising for the better part of the 1960s. He spent three years in London working for various ad agencies, then moved to Ireland in 1973 to begin his writing career in earnest.

However, despite his best intentions, Woods got sidetracked in Ireland. He was nearly 100 pages into a novel when he discovered the seductive pleasures of sailing. “Everything went to hell,” he quips on his web site “All I did was sail.” He bought a boat, learned everything he could about celestial navigation, and competed in the Observer Singlehanded Transatlantic Race (OSTAR) in 1976, finishing respectably in the middle of the fleet. (Later, he took part in the infamous Fastnet Race of 1979, a yachting competition that ended tragically when a huge storm claimed the lives of 15 sailors and 4 observers. Woods and his crew emerged unharmed.)

Returning to the U.S., Woods wrote two nonfiction books: an account of his transatlantic sailing adventures (Blue Water, Green Skipper) and a travel guide he claims to have written on a whim. But the book that jump-started his career was the opus interruptus begun in Ireland. An absorbing multigenerational mystery set in a small southern town, Chiefs was published in 1981, went on to win an Edgar Award, and was subsequently turned into a television miniseries starring Charlton Heston.

An amazingly prolific author, Woods has gone on to pen dozens of compelling thrillers, juggling stand-alone novels with installments in four successful series. (His most popular protagonists are New York cop-turned-attorney Stone Barrington, introduced in 1991’s New York Dead, and plucky Florida police chief Holly Barker, who debuted in 1998’s Orchid Beach.) His pleasing mix of high-octane action, likable characters, and sly, subversive humor has made him a hit with readers — who have returned the favor by propelling his books to the top of the bestseller lists.

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Learn How to Deal with the Draining People in Your Life for More Joy and Contentment

Posted on 08 September 2011 by VBnewswire

All too often, doctors ignore scientific data clearly linking emotions to health. But when fear, frustration, loneliness, anxiety, depression, jealousy, or anger takes hold of us, it affects our mood, reactions, job performance, relationships, and ultimately, our physical health.

Instead picture yourself in a traffic jam but feeling utterly calm, or listening to a supervisor`s rant and feeling compassionate rather than upset. Imagine being peaceful instead of worrying. Or having an abundance of nurturing relationships and a warm sense of belonging in place of what used to be the ache of loneliness. This is what Dr. Judith Orloff, bestselling author and assistant clinical professor of psychiatry at UCLA describes as Emotional Freedom.

energy

Now Dr. Orloff brings you two special offers to help you transform each of the seven unwholesome emotions to create a positive life-affirming out-look, no matter what you`re faced with. The first is her New York Times bestselling book, Emotional Freedom: Liberate Yourself From Negative Emotions and Transform Your Life (Three Rivers Press, 2011) now available in paperback that provides action steps to reprogram your biology to respond in a different way, uncover the spiritual meaning of your emotions, change the energetic power and effects of the emotion, and explore it from a psychological perspective.

The second offer is the Positive Energy and Emotional Freedom Discount Downloadable Package – valued at $180 for ONLY $99).

With this package you will receive the following six empowering audio and video downloadable products to awaken positive energy and emotional freedom.

These include:

•The Emotional Freedom Self-Quiz to learn your emotional type. This easy to take short Self Quiz booklet is a quick reference guide to emotional freedom.
•Introduction to Emotional Freedom video and audio. In this live lecture Dr. Orloff presents you with new solutions for dealing with emotions because conventional coping mechanisms just aren`t holding up in our hyper-tense world.
•5 Steps to Intuitive Healing video and audio. In this informative, lively video, Dr. Orloff shares the five steps to intuitive decision making that she uses in her medical practice so everyone can learn them too.
•The Healing Power of Positive Energy audio of live workshop. You possess an innate intuitive intelligence so powerful that it can tell you how to heal and prevent illness. Judith Orloff, MD, a pioneer in the new field of Energy Psychiatry, shows how to reclaim this intelligence.
•Awaken Intuition for Health and Creativity a live video at UCLA of Judith and John Densmore, drummer of “The Doors” and Hani Naser.Watch this magical night of music and teachings on intuition as Judith, John, and Hani combine forces to help you trust your inner wisdom in an enlivening setting.

Judith Orloff MD is the author of the New York Times bestseller Emotional Freedom and the international bestseller Second Sight: An Intuitive Psychiatrist Tells Her Extraordinary Story and Shows You How To Tap Your Own Inner Wisdom. Her other books are Positive Energy and Intuitive Healing. Her work has been featured on The Today Show, CNN, the Oprah Magazine and USA Today. Dr. Orloff synthesizes the pearls of traditional medicine with cutting edge knowledge of intuition and energy medicine. An Assistant Clinical Professor of Psychiatry at UCLA, she passionately believes that the future of medicine involves integrating all this wisdom to achieve emotional freedom and total wellness. To inquire about her books, CD`s and DVD`s visit http://www.drjudithorloff.com/_catalog_35072/Judith_Orloff%27s_Shop.

Judyth Piazza chats with Dr. Judith Orloff, Author

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Maria Menounos Reveals The Secrets of Success At Vero Beach Book Center

Posted on 29 April 2011 by VBnewswire

TV journalist, film producer, actress and glamour girl Maria Menounos reveals the secrets of achieving sustainable red carpet success on an EveryGirl budget. And that’s just the first few chapters.

The book is a game-changer. Come meet the author. She’ll be appearing at Vero Beach Book Center and Children’s Store on 4/29 at 7PM.

Maria Menounos, the New York Times Bestselling Author of THE EVERYGIRL’S GUIDE TO LIFE, will be in the Vero Beach area this Friday.

Friday, April 29th at 7:00PM
The Vero Beach Book Center and Children’s Store
2145 Indian River Blvd.
Vero Beach, FL 32960

THE EVERYGIRL’S GUIDE TO LIFE
By Maria Menounos
On Sale April 12, 2011

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Ken Nowell’s Serious Injury Leads to New Thriller

Posted on 28 March 2011 by VBnewswire

A serious tennis injury leads a would-be author to write his long-planned first novel. “Until I Return: Dawn of the Shining Darkness” is a spiritual thriller based on modern headlines and little-known prophecies of saints.

For most people, nothing important gets accomplished until they get off their duffs. For author Ken Nowell, however, the novel he had thought about for over a decade was never to be written until he landed flat on his.

Eighteen months ago, Nowell was playing tennis with three friends. When a ball was softly returned to him, Nowell sprung forward. “I heard and felt a ‘pop’ in my ankle, and immediately went down, hard,” he recalled. “I thought my partner had slammed his racket on my Achilles tendon. I’m embarrassed to say that weeks later I learned I had kicked myself while lunging.”

The tendon had severed completely in one place and shredded in another. So, Nowell’s active lifestyle came to a crashing halt. After stressful decades in a variety of careers –including practicing law, serving in a state legislature, and owning a variety of businesses – Nowell had managed to retire in Vero Beach, Florida, by the age of 52. He had hoped to slow down, knowing a more leisurely pace would add years to his life. But not this slow!

Convalescing in bed, day after day, it wasn’t long before Nowell realized he had too much time on his hands. He longed for a way to rekindle the excitement that sports, sailing and exotic, international travels had offered him in the past. He considered diving into the spiritual thriller he had been thinking about for years. With the encouragement of his wife, Betsy, and after briefly meeting best-selling author, Daniel Silva, Nowell decided to take the plunge.

For the next year, his new outlet for excitement would become an intellectual, rather than physical, exercise.

“My injury was a blessing,” the author now claims. “The decks were cleared of my many distractions. Finally, I was able to dedicate long stretches of quiet time to the creative process.”

The pain and effort paid off with the release of Nowell’s new spiritual thriller that promises to be a great read for anyone, of any faith, who is spiritually curious. “Until I Return: Dawn of the Shining Darkness” takes the reader around the world and through the centuries, weaving fascinating strands of Christian history into today’s headlines. This thought-provoking, fictional tale is packed with historically accurate references that are documented in endnotes. It is enticing, both spiritually and intellectually. Yet, the story still manages to surprise at every turn and tug at a full range of emotions. The video book trailer can be viewed at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9K5FyF08tI or the publisher’s website at www.VeroHousePublishing.com.

Now that the author is back on his feet, again, and encouraged by the response he has received, Nowell says he has a follow up book in the works. He adds, “I just hope I won’t have to contribute another leg to speed up the process.”

ADDITIONAL BOOK INFO:
Until I Return: Dawn of the Shining Darkness
420 pages
Paperback
ISBN:978-0-9828279-0-1

Available from
major bookstores,
Amazon.com,
BarnesAndNoble.com,
VeroHousePublishing.com

BOOK LOGLINE:
The prophecies
you don’t know…
The warning
you should never forget.

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All Things “Success” with Judyth Piazza

Posted on 27 February 2011 by VBnewswire

There`s no looking back is what instantiates the professional engagements of Judyth Piazza who, after years of prominence in journalism and online media, is now close to publishing her first book. What intrigues her fans and listeners is that she is keeping the book`s name a secret!

Judyth Piazza, whose popular online radio show The American Perspective is enjoyed by thousands of people around the world, has put together select interviews from her show`s archives and is publishing these along with her success story as a journalist as well as her health and fitness routine. The interviews included in the book present the success stories of people who have marked achievement in their respective fields and are not hesitant in sharing their success stories. An exciting feature of the book is that interested readers will have the opportunity to listen to audio files of each interview by visiting her show`s online archives.

`Success` is the theme of Judyth Piazza`s coming book, as she tells about it. Asked who will find her book interesting, she said, “Anyone who is interested in succeeding so I would say everyone that has a passion for something.” Judyth`s concept of success is broad and open. She looks at success as having no age limit and where it is never too early or too late to chase one`s dreams.

Expected to be released around the end of June 2011, Judyth Piazza`s book has many interesting images of her and her guests on the show. The book will be published by Von Chase Publishing as both an e-book and in traditional print format.

“I am planning to do several book signing events that are yet to be scheduled,” tells the journalist-cum-author whose charisma as a journalist and radio talk show host has won her thousands of fans over the globe. Many of them will be thrilled to learn that their favorite Judyth Piazza will also be offering “autographed copies of the book” all this summer on Judyth Piazza`s authorial debut!

For updates and interaction, connect now to theSOP (http://thesop.org).

For more information about Judyth Piazza (http://www.judythpiazza.com).

By Ernest Dempsey

Ernest Dempsey is an author, freelance writer, digital journalist, and editor. He edits the quarterly Recovering the Self (http://www.recoveringself.com) ” a journal of hope and healing published by the Loving Healing Press in Michigan.

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3 Babes 3 Books: Snooki, Sarah Palin and Now Judyth Piazza!

Posted on 22 February 2011 by Robert Paul Reyes

Snooki, the pint-sized star, of Jersey Shore fame has penned her first novel, “A Shore Thing.” Although no reviewer worth his salt has compared Snooki to Shakespeare, the reality star`s tome does contain nuggets like these:

“Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And acne. They fly into a `roid rage, it is a `road` `roid rage.”

“He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face.”

“Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.”

It looks like Snooki actually wrote her novel, any ghostwriter who penned literary pearls like these wouldn`t be hired by any aspiring novelist.

Sarah Palin, the reality star and wannabe president, has penned her second book, “America by Heart: Reflections on Family, Faith and Flag.” Palin`s ghostwritten book contains such trite and divisive passages like these:

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn`t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children`s children what it was once like in the United States when men were free.”

“Still, I don`t think it`s an accident that the opponents of this new American awakening so often accuse Tea Partiers and others of being racist. For one thing, it`s a guaranteed conversation stopper. Just saying the word racist instantly ends any legitimate debate. Just the accusation gives the accuser an excuse not to debate the issues at hand.”

Judyth Piazza the CEO and managing editor of TheSOP.Org will soon release her new book:

“Judyth`s book will include select items from her years of work in media, like her interviews with her guests on The American Perspective, along with the healthy activities in her own life such as her exercise and fitness routine. Currently, the title of the book is a tightly kept secret and rumor has it that it is going to be a sample from Judyth`s exciting life and career, including testimonials and quotes about her achievements. The book will be published by Von Chase Publishing with a foreword written by the publisher, Chase Von.” http://staugnews.com/2011/02/17/judyth-piazza-creator-of-thesop-radio-network-now-to-emerge-as-an-author.html

Unlike Snooki and Sarah Palin, Judyth isn`t a reality star, she`s a renowned journalist and a celebrated radio talk show host. You won`t find Snooki-like paragraphs like this one in Judyth`s book:

“I was so excited when I was interviewing Brad Pitt that I let loose a fart of epic proportions, but I relied on my professionalism to get me out of the stinky mess. I explained to my radio audience that we were having audio difficulties. Brad is handsome, but he`s a complete dunce, he actually fell for my explanation.”

Nor will you find any trite Sarah Pain like passages like this one in Judyth`s book:

“When I`m writing an essay or interviewing a guest I feel the love of Jesus flowing through my veins. I`m so glad that I live in the greatest country in the world where we can fulfill our dreams and eat all the ice cream in the world.”

Judyth`s book will feature true to the heart stories and wisdom like this:

“My whole career, I think, has sort of been like that, sort of slow going but, you know, get up to pace. You got to have endurance. You`ve got to be tenacious and have endurance and, you know, you can`t let anything keep you down. You got to keep coming back.” Patrick Warburton, “Seinfeld”.

Judyth`s book will be out by the end of June!

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